So what could be more elusive than a creature with the head of a beaver and the rump of a raccoon you ask?
That answer: a sleek modern stylist RECLINER -
I never in my wildest dreams thought I would sing the praises of a recliner, but West Elm's new Sedgwick Recliner is sorta awesome. . . as in "holy crap, that's a recliner!! but it's not ugly!! how can that possible?!" awesome.