If I Had a Million Dollars

I fill my yard with some of these Arper Leaf Chairs.

If I Had More Property

and a lot more money. . .

Talk about a conversation piece, nothing says let's chat like a giant sauna in your back yard. . . well I guess it actually says "hey, why don't you come over here, put on a towel, and let's chat". . .

If I Had A Bigger House

If I had a bigger house I would most certainly find a place for this chandelier.