Why?

In honor of Emmett's 4th birthday -

Emmett is very offended. . .

I'm Okay With Tacky

I know I harp on all things "tacky" every now and then, but I firmly believe that a little tackiness is good for you. And my Florida State Semignomes are my favorite tacky guilty pleasure -

Please excuse the horrible cell phone picture. Now for full disclosure, this guys hide away in my bedroom behind somethings on my bookcase and only come out on game day, but was cuddling them proudly as the Noles crushed the Canes a few weeks back (which is why there are tons of soda cans behind them in the photo).

So, what's your favorite guilty pleasure item you have hidden in your house? Or am I the only one with secret stash of tacky?

Why?

For some reason I find this door knocker even creeper than that weird demon skull one. . .

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Why?

"Wow, that's a big bass salt and pepper set you got yourself there. . ."

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Why?

Would you like a little death with your salt and pepper?

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Why?

Ride'em gnome-boy!

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Why?

Funny, I don't find this "cute fairy welcome sign" (really, that's what it's called) all that welcoming. . .

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Why?

I'm not sure what is worse - the plunger on the pig's head, that the pig is holding its nose, or the fact that the pig isn't wearing any pants. . .

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Why?

Umm. . . I've got nothing. . .

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I've decided to do a Work Week Full of "Why?", just because

Why?

This lovely door knocker says "Welcome to my home, I'll be offering up your children to feed my demon god before dinner"

And no, this knocker isn't sold as a "Halloween item", it is meant for everyday use. . .

Why?

Who wants just one "Redneck Novelty Sign" when you can have four?! "No Peein' Off The Porch" is a must in any home south of the Mason Dixon Line.

I am sad to admit that if the "Guns Only Have Two Enemies" sign was done in a more modern way (like white text on a black background) I might have to own it.

Why?

You know, cause strippers need to wake up too. The only thing that could make this alarm clock better is if it played She Work Hard For Her Money while she spins around the pole.

Why?

A baseball bat pepper grinder. . . this is the kind of thing a girlfriend buys her boyfriend because it's manly, and he doesn't know what it is. . .

Why?

Good lord. . . why? why!?

Why?

okay, so you love lighthouses. . . but does anyone really love lighthouses that much?

Why?

Cause you know, sometimes people don't know that the room with the washer and dryer in it is where the laundry goes. . .

Why?

Who doesn't want a crystal teddy bear holding three crystal balloons?

Why?

Emmett is offended. . . (chihuahuas don't drink martinis! they're margarita dogs)

Why?

Did you know you can buy your very own Tap Out (TapouT?, Tapout?) cage bed and matching bedding. . . but would you really want to?

Why?

Just say "no" to themed light switch panels. . .